Ostrich Daily Forecast: May 12
A fitting forecast for National Limerick Day.
Today, as you doubtless already know, is National Limerick Day, which is a very strange coincidence, since I know for a fact that our weatherman doesn't pay attention to that stuff. Here's the forecast he submitted for the coming week:
I'm seeing a black limousino
rolling up at a fancy casino
And it's you that's inside—what a marvelous ride
for the newest valet at Valentino's!
We predict a good week for exploration, provided you have it back in the lot, washed and buffed by 5:59. And don't you dare ding the bumper. Heads would roll.
