Ostrich Weekly Forecast: Apr 28
A sunny week. Won't that be nice.
The good news, what with this week's papal conclave and the martian invasion, is that the weather should be fairly nice. Our weatherman predicts a pleasant stretch of days, which should help, I expect. And while a good soaking rain might have put a wrench in the robot uprising, a little sunshine always makes a rough day better!
The moon's extra close this week, so expect your hair to grow unusually fast, which could be disconcerting if you don't prefer a mustache. Also tides and things, but that stuff's complicated so who knows. Great news for cakes, though. If you've ever wanted to bake a truly airy genoise sponge, give it a go! (Might be worth making extra for the visitors.)
