September 1 - Ostrich Forecast
September's minor holidays.
If you're, say, a food or a sentiment, and you want one day of the year to celebrate your unique contribution to the world, allow me to suggest September. The minor holidays are slim enough this month, we can take them categorically.
I'm Down For That
National Blueberry Popsicle Day - Sept 2
National Wildlife Day - Sept 4
National Read a Book Day - Sept 6
National Salami Day - Sept 7
National Wiener Schnitzel Day - Sept 9
National Hot Cross Bun Day - Sept 11 (for the buns, not the song)
National Guacamole Day - Sept 16
National Cheeseburger Day - Sept 18
(not Double Cheeseburger Day, Sept 15. That's asking too much.)
National Voter Registration Day - Sept 16
Talk Like a Pirate Day - Sept 19
Pepperoni Pizza Day - Sept 20
National Dance Day - Sept 21
National Ice Cream Cone Day - Sept 22
National Elephant Appreciation Day - Sept 22
National Coffee Day - Sept 29
Don't Tell Them It's Over
U. S. Bowling League Day - Sept 3
National Newspaper Carrier Day - Sept 4
National Grandma Moses Day - Sept 7
National TV Dinner Day - Sept 10
National Felt Hat Day - Sept 15
U. S. Constitution Day - Sept 17
Great American Pot Pie Day - Sept 23
National Checkers Day (yes, Nixon's dog) - Sept 23
National Punctuation Day - Sept. 24
National One-Hit Wonder Day - Sept 25
Nice Try
National Welsh Rarebit Day - Sept 3
National Lazy Mom's Day - Sept 5
National Be Late For Something Day - Sept 5
National Beer Lover's Day - Sept 7 (little nervous are we, beer?)
National Acorn Squash Day - Sept 7
National Make Your Bed Day - Sept 11
Uncle Sam Day - Sept 13
National Bald is Beautiful Day - Sept 13
National Punch Day - Sept 20
National White Chocolate Day - Sept 22
National Drink Beer Day - Sept 28 (there there, beer)
Notables
National Boss/Employee Exchange Day - Sept 8
Forget one day, I need this TV Show! Hilarity on all sides!
National Swap Ideas Day - Sept 10
The only thing ever invented by a guy with no ideas.
Wife Appreciation Day - Sept 14
Finally, a day to tell the men in my life how deeply I appreciate their wives.
National Singles Day - Sept 28
A genuinely important day, which, in a better world, would have an organized gift exchange.
