September 8 - Ostrich Forecast
It's Obvious Week, evidently.

There are times when the forecast is counter-intuitive, but not this week. Welcome to Obvious Week!
Our weatherman says, to no one's surprise, that this week is a good time to bring in the harvest. Maybe not the pumpkins, quite yet, but the harvest in general. Whatever you've been growing through the summer, this might be the week to gather it up and tuck it away. Get the canning jars out, clear space in the freezer, wrap your (metaphorical or non-metaphorical) tomatoes in newspaper and bundle them into the root cellar.
Meanwhile, it's Waffle Week at Waffle House, Steak Week at Bonanza, Pizza Week at Pizza Hut, and Radio Week at Radio Shack. (I know, I thought they went out of business, too). If things in your life, or on the news, feel a little too obvious at the moment, you can rest assured that Wildly-Unanticipated Week is on its way.