Classifieds
Best of the Classifieds with Arnie and Vera
Six gems from our Classified section, with exclusive commentary by Arnie Tackleman and Vera Maraschino.
Editorial
At Least It's Cool Stuff We'll Die From
The guys in the Big Writers' Room Upstairs have crafted a script where anything can happen, no matter how nerdcore-future-fantasy and we'll go, "Yeah, I saw that coming."
Food
Chicken Soup Two Ways
One recipe for making soup when you aren't sick, and another for when you are.
Health
Old Wounds and Adversaries
Scurvy's effect on old wounds, and confrontation of new injuries inadvertently dealt.
Advice
Introducing 'Ask a Genie'
Advice from the Sunday Casual-Observer's very own staff genie.
Crime and Punishment
A busy week, a disappointment for the publisher, and a break-in at C-O Central.
Awards
The Best Unread Email of 2022
I give an award to the best email I received, but did not read, each month in 2022
Business
Stockyard Paul's Holiday Hotlist
Publisher's note: The weather has me stuck away from C-O central, so I called the news desk to see who could fill in. The staff being slim these days, I wasn't sure anyone would answer, but I managed to find a reporter on duty through the
Good Help and Good Oxen
My solution to an attempted fleecing, and the worrisome lyrics of a Christmas song from 1701.
Tom George Buys a Newspaper
I have news. Literally! I bought a newspaper!
C-O Finds New Owner
After tense negotiations, the Sunday Casual-Observer announced today a change of ownership, ending the long, we can now say exhausting, tenure of former publisher, Gertie "Wordy" Bird III. Newspaper tycoon (he would like you to know) Tom George purchased the storied paper in exchange for future stock futures