
Ostrich Weekly Forecast: May 5
Spooky action at a distance.
Spooky action at a distance.
A sunny week. Won't that be nice.
Arnie and Vera return to the Ostrich Kitchenette.
Second hibernation and a rare comet sighting.
Enlightenment in the forecast. Exercise caution.
The upside of a topsy-turvy week.
A lucky week for lasers.
Our genie examines the kindness / rightness matrix.
Advice from an automated substitute weatherman.
Is Irish luck the right luck for you?
The Week the Chickens Come Home to Roost.
A secret identity for the OWG.
Science
Four surprising science highlights.
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Feeling down? Try looking down.
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A late look at February's minor holidays.
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Lessons from a friendship between two writers.
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Here be the winter doldrums.
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Two-For-One Week at the Muse Guild!
For January's feature story, here's our resident genie, back to answer another reader's pressing question. Dear Genie, Doesn't it seem like some people are hell-bent on making the wrong wish? I mean exactly the wrong wish. A wish that does the polar
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A muted Five O'Clock Day.
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Our weatherman issues a Holiday Aftershock Warning.
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Will, Might or Won't with January's minor holidays.
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The outlook for 2025, and the outcome of the 2024 Pop-Tarts Bowl.
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Lengthening days and a superholiday wish.